Allow me to re-introduce myself...

My name is HOV - H to the O V, I used to sell snowflakes by the O-Z.

Ok. Well, my name is actually Ms. Veronica Gaines, Vee for short. I am the XX of the Gaines family, the Diamond in the Rough, if you will.

I'm from P dot A dot Eastern Pennsylvania, fool, the East Coast, where everybody is somebody and the game is fame, do everything with a bang, and everybody wants to know what set you claim.

My interests are varied: underground rap, indigenous flora, fresh sneakers, train travel, Spanish architecture, urban biking, retro photography equipment, coming of age films, fiction, unlined journals, edible wild plants, whiskey, etc.

My dislikes are few: coal-fired power plants, the Establishment, low self-esteem.

I like to have fun. I'm young and single with next to no responsibilities. Besides being gainfully employed, but how hard is it to make it to work every day. My life consists of an interesting cast of characters for whom subversion is the ultimate goal.

Holler at your girl.

Jeremy, give me my key back.