Seriously? I figured the Patriots, but the Giants??

Filled With Questions:

• Really?? ELI F'n MANNING? Brett Favre once beat up Chuck Norris, Jesus, AND Vin Diesel, and his defense can't stop Eli "My favorite play is to throw the ball to the other team" Manning?
  
• Can we just give the Patriots the Superbowl now and skip 2 weeks of this bullshit Tom Brady lovefest?
• Does watching the Patriots feel like watching someone have sex with your girlfriend?
  
• At this point, has Peyton Manning contemplated killing Eli, skinning him, and wearing him Men-in-Black Edgar-suit style for the game?
• Would Eli recognize this as the only possible way to have a chance to win and be okay with it?
  
• Should I keep asking rhetorical questions?
• Are Peyton Manning and Brett Favre meeting up at the Aw Shucks Bar to have a cold bottle of "It hurts but in the end we gave a hell of an effort" Lager? Is Joe Gibbs the bartender?

So frustrated, need a beer.