Blind Dates

Having recently taken the dating world by storm, some friends and co-workers have been dying to set me up on blind dates with "the perfect girl". Apparently there is more than just one "perfect girl" in this world, as I'm going on not one, but TWO blind dates this week. Technically neither are "blind", as I've seen pictures of both. One is dog-ugly (but apparently GREAT personality), and the other is a drop-dead bombshell hottie. My plan is to use the date with the dog as practice for the date with the bombshell.

Seeing as how I've never been on a blind date, I did a few google searches on what to expect and found this great quote from Seinfeld. Needless to say, I'll bring my cellphone for emergency purposes.

Jerry: "Elaine, what percentage of people would you say are good-looking?"
Elaine: "Twenty-five percent?"
Jerry: "Twenty-five percent?"
Elaine: "Um-hmm."
Jerry: "No way! It's like four-to-six percent. It's a 20-to-1 shot."
Elaine: "You're way off."
Jerry: "Way off?"
Elaine: "Yeah."
Jerry: "Have you been to the motor vehicle bureau? It's a leper colony down there."
Elaine: "So, basically, what you're saying is 95 percent of the population is un-date-able?"
Jerry: "Un-date-able!"
Elaine: "Then how are all these people getting together?"
Jerry: "Alcohol."