Live Blog Game 2!

me: who you got caps or wiz or both or none

Freddy: both

me: big time optimist

i'm saying

win by one

typical DC loss by the other

prolly the DC loss by the Wiz (ed. Note: Called it)

then the DC loss for the Caps in game 7 (Called the Caps win too)

me: something to watch as a former big man:

watch how much space they give ben wallace when he has the ball

or moves in the paint

redic

he's utterly not an option

me: okay

fuck ben wallace's stupid hiar

how the fuck can the cavs get this many calls

are you serious

okay 2006 miami heat

me: fk philly scored already

a;gja;wklawjafjkawjkag FUCK LEBRON

aint nobody hit him in the mouth

OKAY MANU LEBRONOBILI

fk fk fk wow lebron

Freddy: i hate f-ing hate that guy

me: fucking hell how can the caps not just not score but also look like shit

on a power play

Freddy: lol

fuck hockey

me: aint nobody took no shots

bitches just skated around

fucking white people sport

Freddy: brb

me: hang on

i've got something for you to read

http://whitepresident.blogspot.com/2008/04/top-10-ways-to-foul-lebron-james.html

Freddy: wtf

me: wow magic is FAT

hahaahah

he and charles

over under 550 pounds between the two

i'm gonna say over

faaar over

Freddy: hahha

yeah probably

me: when i get rich i'm going to get someone to stretch me out

before everything

big board meeting

i'll be the guy on the ground in the suit

getting streched out

Some time later...

me: goddammit i don't care how good i was, if i was 7foot tall, I'd learn to shoot and be in the nba

Freddy: yeah man

me: i guess this was the team they envisioned when they made those trades

they look good

Freddy: "anyone can taunt when you're winning"

me: "he was standing above me in a very disrespectful manner"

Freddy: yes reggie, there is a time and a place

me: the time was when reggie could score 11 points in 15 seconds

Freddy: i really hate the cavs

lebron's not getting invited to my birthday party

me: i'm surprised the referee had the whistle in his mouth at all during that play

Freddy: "i love these hard......fouls" - reggie miller

me: so drinking game: every time reggie says 'hard foul' we take a shot

me: who's beard you got

alex ovechkin or deshawn stevenson

Freddy: stevenson...he reminds me of myself, talking shit when you're losing

me: aww lebron cut his wittle arm

haywood'll be suspended for that

Freddy: stern just called down to the refs

he didn't even touch him

Freddy: its the gold uniforms

me: i hate those fucking things, we look like we're wearing bad all-star jerseys from 1995

me: mike brown looks like a lounge singer

Freddy: fuck

me: if he ever gets a point guard, noone's stopping him

Freddy: wallace taking a charge? are you serious america?

this video is ridic

i'm sure you've seen it

but watch it all the way through

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UnGRqW17JVA

me: jesus i leave and its 21 points???

Freddy: no comment

me: did someone replace antawn jamison with kwame brown??

Freddy: naw kwame plays for the lakers and he plays good

me: hahaha

at least caps are 3 -2

Freddy: lebron's over rated

me: why is gilbert still out there?

and why is wally rebounding

Freddy: maybe his knee will break

someone tell bulter we're down by 25

me: rule #2: think about fouling lebron james

hhheeesus 86-63

lebron's gettin a triple double

Freddy: i'm speechless

me: i think that AC and Joe scudda have a trademark on that... white guy/baseball hat/ half 'stache/ 'not saying i'm black but you get the idea' theme

Freddy: did you get the whole theme of the video

Freddy: they kidnapped kanye and put him in a trunk

and then it ends with his video

me: no way

is that kanye?

Freddy: naw, its a look a like

me: oh

well thats creative

good points for them

Freddy: that's why i sent it to you

its funny as shit

me: well hell

let me rewatch it

Freddy: word

me: well at least someone is doing something creative with their gifts

(sharp look over at caron butler)

me: ain't even worth watching anymore

i'm switchin to the cav/s

i mean

the caps

woahhh there freud

Freddy: arenas need to spend less time blogging and more time hobbling is gimp-ass around the court practicing

me: i can't quit you wizards

(switching back)

Freddy: (watches trapped on an island for the 4th time)

me: i'm trapped on an island

the natives are named lebron and wally

me: we're going to lose anywaysc

can someone hard foul him please?

Freddy: haywood did

lol

look at what happened

me: i guess

Freddy: *signs off, never to be heard of again

me: kind of like the wizards in the playoffs

Freddy: true....story

aight man

i'm gonna go take a shower with my toaster

peace