Rant
The opinions expressed here are those of Freddy Gaines and do not necessarily reflect the positions of gainesfamilyblog.com
1. Stop replacing "s" with "z" in the spelling of words. (i.e. wordz)
2. What's the deal with people drinking out of a can with a straw?
3. How many more music videos can start with someone being awaken by a telephone call?
4. Asking people you've known for less then 20 minutes if they have a myspace page is whack.
5. I don't want to join your facebook group because you lost your phone and now you have a new number.
6. I like to constantly adjust the volume of music and the television. I wish I knew why.
7. I don't want to hear vocals using the auto-tune effect ever again.
8. Please don't text while you drive. You almost hit me earlier, thanks.
9. Nickelback is not a good rock band, but you already knew that.
10. The comedian Steven Wright is really funny. If you like Mitch Hedberg you'll probably think he's funny too.
11. It is not necessary to tell people to type "www" before the address of a web site unless they are very old and do not have any computer experience.
12. Don't take the elevator if you're only going up one floor, two is even questionable.
13. It sounds like the person that lives above me is constantly vacuuming or using a power saw. Should I be concerned?
14. I've never been to Disney World and don't react like its the craziest thing you've ever heard.
15. The media can twist anything to get viewers.
1. Stop replacing "s" with "z" in the spelling of words. (i.e. wordz)
2. What's the deal with people drinking out of a can with a straw?
3. How many more music videos can start with someone being awaken by a telephone call?
4. Asking people you've known for less then 20 minutes if they have a myspace page is whack.
5. I don't want to join your facebook group because you lost your phone and now you have a new number.
6. I like to constantly adjust the volume of music and the television. I wish I knew why.
7. I don't want to hear vocals using the auto-tune effect ever again.
8. Please don't text while you drive. You almost hit me earlier, thanks.
9. Nickelback is not a good rock band, but you already knew that.
10. The comedian Steven Wright is really funny. If you like Mitch Hedberg you'll probably think he's funny too.
11. It is not necessary to tell people to type "www" before the address of a web site unless they are very old and do not have any computer experience.
12. Don't take the elevator if you're only going up one floor, two is even questionable.
13. It sounds like the person that lives above me is constantly vacuuming or using a power saw. Should I be concerned?
14. I've never been to Disney World and don't react like its the craziest thing you've ever heard.
15. The media can twist anything to get viewers.
posted by Freddy Gaines at
8:05 PM
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