me: who you got caps or wiz or both or none
Freddy: both
me: big time optimist
i'm saying
win by one
typical DC loss by the other
prolly the DC loss by the Wiz (ed. Note: Called it)
then the DC loss for the Caps in game 7 (Called the Caps win too)
me: something to watch as a former big man:
watch how much space they give ben wallace when he has the ball
or moves in the paint
redic
he's utterly not an option
me: okay
fuck ben wallace's stupid hiar
how the fuck can the cavs get this many calls
are you serious
okay 2006 miami heat
me: fk philly scored already
a;gja;wklawjafjkawjkag FUCK LEBRON
aint nobody hit him in the mouth
OKAY MANU LEBRONOBILI
fk fk fk wow lebron
Freddy: i hate f-ing hate that guy
me: fucking hell how can the caps not just not score but also look like shit
on a power play
Freddy: lol
fuck hockey
me: aint nobody took no shots
bitches just skated around
fucking white people sport
Freddy: brb
me: hang on
i've got something for you to read
http://whitepresident.blogspot.com/2008/04/top-10-ways-to-foul-lebron-james.html
Freddy: wtf
me: wow magic is FAT
hahaahah
he and charles
over under 550 pounds between the two
i'm gonna say over
faaar over
Freddy: hahha
yeah probably
me: when i get rich i'm going to get someone to stretch me out
before everything
big board meeting
i'll be the guy on the ground in the suit
getting streched out
Some time later...
me: goddammit i don't care how good i was, if i was 7foot tall, I'd learn to shoot and be in the nba
Freddy: yeah man
me: i guess this was the team they envisioned when they made those trades
they look good
Freddy: "anyone can taunt when you're winning"
me: "he was standing above me in a very disrespectful manner"
Freddy: yes reggie, there is a time and a place
me: the time was when reggie could score 11 points in 15 seconds
Freddy: i really hate the cavs
lebron's not getting invited to my birthday party
me: i'm surprised the referee had the whistle in his mouth at all during that play
Freddy: "i love these hard......fouls" - reggie miller
me: so drinking game: every time reggie says 'hard foul' we take a shot
me: who's beard you got
alex ovechkin or deshawn stevenson
Freddy: stevenson...he reminds me of myself, talking shit when you're losing
me: aww lebron cut his wittle arm
haywood'll be suspended for that
Freddy: stern just called down to the refs
he didn't even touch him
Freddy: its the gold uniforms
me: i hate those fucking things, we look like we're wearing bad all-star jerseys from 1995
me: mike brown looks like a lounge singer
Freddy: fuck
me: if he ever gets a point guard, noone's stopping him
Freddy: wallace taking a charge? are you serious america?
this video is ridic
i'm sure you've seen it
but watch it all the way through
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UnGRqW17JVA
me: jesus i leave and its 21 points???
Freddy: no comment
me: did someone replace antawn jamison with kwame brown??
Freddy: naw kwame plays for the lakers and he plays good
me: hahaha
at least caps are 3 -2
Freddy: lebron's over rated
me: why is gilbert still out there?
and why is wally rebounding
Freddy: maybe his knee will break
someone tell bulter we're down by 25
me: rule #2: think about fouling lebron james
hhheeesus 86-63
lebron's gettin a triple double
Freddy: i'm speechless
me: i think that AC and Joe scudda have a trademark on that... white guy/baseball hat/ half 'stache/ 'not saying i'm black but you get the idea' theme
Freddy: did you get the whole theme of the video
Freddy: they kidnapped kanye and put him in a trunk
and then it ends with his video
me: no way
is that kanye?
Freddy: naw, its a look a like
me: oh
well thats creative
good points for them
Freddy: that's why i sent it to you
its funny as shit
me: well hell
let me rewatch it
Freddy: word
me: well at least someone is doing something creative with their gifts
(sharp look over at caron butler)
me: ain't even worth watching anymore
i'm switchin to the cav/s
i mean
the caps
woahhh there freud
Freddy: arenas need to spend less time blogging and more time hobbling is gimp-ass around the court practicing
me: i can't quit you wizards
(switching back)
Freddy: (watches trapped on an island for the 4th time)
me: i'm trapped on an island
the natives are named lebron and wally
me: we're going to lose anywaysc
can someone hard foul him please?
Freddy: haywood did
lol
look at what happened
me: i guess
Freddy: *signs off, never to be heard of again
me: kind of like the wizards in the playoffs
Freddy: true....story
aight man
i'm gonna go take a shower with my toaster
peace